Quincy Inn & Suites: Your Home Away From Home in Quincy, WA!
Okay, deep breath! Buckle up, buttercup, because we're about to dive headfirst into the glorious (and occasionally wonky) world of Let's get messy, shall we? Think less polished brochure and more… a chat with a friend spilling the tea.
(The Intro: A Deep Breath and a Confession)
Alright, here’s the deal. I’ve been tasked with reviewing . And, to be honest, I’m feeling a bit… overwhelmed. There’s a lot of stuff to cover. But that’s the beauty, right? A real hotel review isn’t just about the fluffy pillows (though, let’s be real, they are important). It's about the whole damn shebang. The good, the bad, the slightly-questionable-but-still-charming. So, here we go. Get ready for a rollercoaster.
(Accessibility: First Impressions and Personal Musings)
First things first: accessibility. This is a BIG deal, people. And it seems like has put some thought into it. They've got elevators, which is a HUGE win. They claim wheelchair accessibility, but honestly, I always take that with a grain of salt until I see it with my own eyes. "Facilities for disabled guests" is mentioned, which is good, but the devil's in the details. Are the ramps actually usable? Are the bathrooms truly accessible? I'd need a thorough inspection from someone who actually uses a wheelchair to give a definitive verdict. But, the presence of things like elevators and the mention are definitely a good sign, and it's a necessary starting point.
(The Internet Labyrinth)
Okay, let’s talk Internet. Because in this day and age, a dead wifi connection is about as welcome as a root canal. The good news: Free Wi-Fi in all rooms! HOORAY! Also, a mention of Internet Access – LAN is available, which is a nice throwback for anyone who misses plugging directly into the wall (hello, early 2000s!). And Wi-Fi in public areas, check. Seems like they’ve got the base covered on internet needs.
(Things to Do and Ways to Unwind: The Spa, Sweet Spa, and the Pool… (And My Brain)
Ah, the good stuff. Where do I (or you!) even begin?
- Spa: They’ve got a spa! And not just a spa, but a spa with ALL THE CLICHES. Massage, body scrub, body wrap, sauna, steam room… It's practically screaming "Relax! Unwind! Forget your troubles!" I could get behind that.
- Pool with View: Now this is more like it. A pool with a view is ESSENTIAL for any decent getaway. I'm picturing myself, lounging poolside, cocktail in hand, watching the sunset… (Okay, maybe that's just me dreaming.)
- Fitness Center/Gym: For those who like to punish themselves… or, you know, stay in shape. Good for them!
- Foot Bath: Oh, I love a foot bath! That sounds heavenly. I'm suddenly envisioning myself feeling light as air, my feet soothed, and my worries melting away…
But hold up, let's get real. How good is the spa, really? Are the massages actually worth the money? Is the pool as dreamy as it sounds in the pictures? Are the towels fluffy? (This is a CRUCIAL question.) I need to know!
(Dining, Drinking, and Snacking: Food, Glorious Food!)
Alright, let’s talk about what really matters: FOOD. This is where things get interesting.
- Restaurants: Plural! That's a promising start.
- Cuisines: They mention Asian AND International cuisine. Okay, I'm intrigued. What kind of Asian? Thai? Vietnamese? Japanese? And what’s the quality like? And are there any vegetarian or vegan options (important for me!)?
- Breakfast: They offer breakfast! And not just any breakfast, but a buffet! (Yes, I'm a buffet addict. Judge me.) And, get this, they have Asian breakfast AND Western breakfast. And breakfast in room service AND a breakfast takeaway service! They seem to be covering all the breakfast bases.
- Bar and Poolside Bar: Essential. Absolutely essential. Because what’s a vacation without a decent cocktail?
- Coffee Shop and Room Service (24-hour): YES! 24-hour room service is a godsend for late-night cravings or those early-morning hunger pangs. And the coffee shop… well, that’s just convenient.
- Snack Bar: For a quick bite!
- Desserts in Restaurant: You had me at Dessert. Enough said.
- Soup and Salad in Restaurant, A La Carte and Buffet: The choices are great.
(Cleanliness and Safety: The New Reality)
Okay, let's address the elephant in the room: COVID. How does stack up?
- Anti-viral Cleaning Products, Daily Disinfection in Common Areas, Individually-Wrapped Food Options, Physical Distancing, Staff Trained in Safety Protocol, Sterilizing Equipment, Rooms Sanitized Between Stays, Sanitized Kitchen & Tableware and Hand Sanitizer: Sounds like they are taking things very seriously. That's encouraging.
- Hygiene certification: That is great.
- Safe Dining Setup: This one is important to check on arrival.
- Room sanitization opt-out possible: This is a great option.
(Services and Conveniences: The Extras That Matter)
- Air Conditioning in Public Area - Good.
- Business Facilities, Meeting/Banquet Facilities: For the workaholics.
- Cash Withdrawal, Currency Exchange: Useful.
- Concierge, Doorman: Nice touches.
- Daily housekeeping, Dry cleaning, Laundry Service, Ironing Service: Practical.
- Elevator: Makes life easier.
- Food delivery: Awesome!
- Gift/souvenir shop: Always a temptation…
- Luggage Storage: Essential.
- Meeting stationery, Projector, Xerox/fax: More business-y stuff.
- Safety deposit boxes, Security and CCTV: Necessary.
- Terrace: Lovely for enjoying the weather.
(For the Kids: Family-Friendly Fun? I Hope So!
They mention babysitting, kids facilities, and kids meals. This is a huge plus for families. But specifically, what are the specific "kids facilities" are? Swings? Games room? A pool with a slide? I desperately need specifics here.
(Rooms: What to Expect)
Okay, the rooms. This is where you spend most of your time, so it's crucial.
- Air conditioning, Alarm clock, Bathrobes, Bathtub, Blackout curtains, Coffee/tea maker, Complimentary tea, Desk, Free bottled water, Hair dryer, In-room safe box, Internet access – LAN, Internet access – wireless, Ironing facilities, Laptop workspace, Mini bar, Non-smoking, Private bathroom, Refrigerator, Satellite/cable channels, Separate shower/bathtub, Shower, Slippers, Smoke detector, Soundproofing, Telephone, Toiletries, Towels, Wake-up service, Wi-Fi [free], Window that opens: All the essentials seem to be covered. The presence of bathrobes and slippers is a nice touch.
- Additional toilet, Interconnecting room(s) available, Extra long bed: Great options.
(Getting Around: The Logistics)
- Airport Transfer: Convenient.
- Car park [free of charge], Car park [on-site], Valet parking: Parking is a good thing.
- Taxi Service: Essential
- Bicycle parking: Cool if you are into cycling.
(The Big Question: Would I Book This Place? And Why)
Okay, let's be honest: I'm intrigued. The spa, the pool with a view, the variety of dining options, the potential for family-friendliness… it’s got a lot going for it. But, and here's the big BUT: the devil is in the details. I need to know more about the quality of the experience. How’s the service? Is the food actually delicious? Is the vibe relaxing, or are you constantly dodging screaming kids? The value of the money?
Final Thoughts (And a Plea)
So, as a closing thought, could definitely be a great choice. But for me to wholeheartedly recommend it, I need to know more. I need to hear from people who have actually stayed there. I need them to tell me if it lives up to the glossy pictures and the promises. Because, in the end, a great hotel review is about more than just ticking boxes. It’s about the FEEL. Does it make you feel good? Does it make you want to come back? That's what really matters.
THE OFFER:
ESCAPE TO PARADISE AT ! Book your stay now and experience:
- Unwind in a luxurious spa
- Pool with astonishing view
- A great variety of food
- Top internet access for all your needs *
Okay, buckle up, buttercups. We're going to Quincy, Washington! Yes, that Quincy. Prepare yourself, because this itinerary isn't just a list; it's a goddamn journey. And frankly, sometimes it might feel like a trek through the desert wearing nothing but duct tape and a prayer.
Quincy Inn & Suites: My Love-Hate Affair
First off, the Quincy Inn & Suites. Alright, let's be brutally honest, it ain't the Ritz. But, and this is a big BUT, it’s quaint. Like your grandma's cluttered attic, but with a pool. I'm going to start here, but I am planning to make the best out of it.
Day 1: Arrival, Expectations, and the Cranky Front Desk Lady
- 3:00 PM: Arrive at Quincy Inn & Suites. Remember when I said "quaint"? Well, after a five-hour drive from Seattle, "quaint" suddenly morphs into "slightly underwhelming." The facade is… well, let's call it "vintage industrial."
- 3:15 PM: Check-in. This is where we meet the Queen of Grumpy. I swear, she looked like she was personally offended that I was there. "Credit card and ID," she barked. No "Welcome to Quincy!" No "How was your trip?". Just… the gatekeeper of lukewarm hospitality. I almost regretted asking for a towel.
- 3:30 PM: Unpack, settle in. Our room is… functional. The bedspread? Let's just say it has seen things. But hey, clean sheets are a good start. And the air conditioning? Praise be. It's 100 degrees in July, and that's one thing I'm grateful for.
- 4:00 PM: Pool reconnaissance mission. Okay, pool-check. The water looks… clear enough. There are a few suspiciously floating leaves, and the air has a slight sunscreen-and-chlorine aroma. But hey, it's a pool! I'm going in! I'm gonna be a soggy, happy person.
- 5:00 PM: Dinner: Okay, the food is the only thing that really matters here. Going to the local diner: "The Burger Joint". The sign looks old and rusty, and I am already hungry.
- 6:00 PM: Dinner: It was a bad choice. I am going back to the Inn and order some fast food and watch some trashy TV.
Day 2: The Columbia River Revelation & Dessert Delights
- 8:00 AM: Breakfast: The complimentary breakfast at the inn. Oh, the suspense of the breakfast is upon us! Eggs, I guess, will be my choice.
- 9:00 AM: The Columbia River, which will forever change my life. Seriously. After the underwhelming start, I decided to head to the Columbia River. I drove there and parked. The view, the water, the fresh air… It was the thing! I just stopped. And stared.
- 12:00 PM: Lunch: Quick stop at a roadside stand for a burger. It was delicious, by the way!
- 1:00 PM: Explore Quincy. So, Quincy. It’s not exactly teeming with tourist traps, but there are some things! I've heard about a local museum, so off I go!
- 3:00 PM: Dessert! This is non-negotiable. I'm going to find the best ice cream in Quincy. Even if I have to eat three cones to determine the winner. I deserve this. Someone said there is "dairy delights" location.
- 5:00 PM: Back to the room. Let's relax a little. I hope that I get a nice shower.
- 7:00 PM: Dinner: I am getting pizza.
- 8:00 PM: I go to sleep.
Day 3: The Vineyard Visage and the Departure Dread
- 8:00 AM: Breakfast: Same old breakfast.
- 9:00 AM: Check out of Quincy Inn & Suites. It's bittersweet. While I wouldn't call it a luxury resort, it was a warm place.
- 10:00 AM: The vineyards. I’m not a wine snob. But, I'm still going to go there.
- 12:00 PM: Lunch: I packed sandwiches, and snacks.
- 1:00 PM: The Departure. This is it. I have to hit the road. Back home, back to real life, back the grind. Sigh. Well, that's all folks!
Quincy, You Surprised Me
So, there you have it. A messy, imperfect, and hopefully entertaining account of my Quincy adventure. While the Quincy Inn & Suites wasn't exactly a slice of paradise, the Columbia River and the surprising charm of Quincy (and the promise of that ice cream) made it an experience. I'm not saying I'll be moving there anytime soon, but I'll admit, Quincy left its mark. And, okay, maybe the grumpy front desk lady wasn't that bad. Maybe.
Escape to Paradise: Your Own Blue Mountains Tiny Home Awaits!
Why am I even *doing* this? Like, what's the point?
Okay, but practically speaking, what *is* this supposed to *be*? Like, what's the process?
What about the "rules"? Are there any? Like, things I absolutely *cannot* do?
Okay, but What *specifically* is this about?
What if I disagree? Like, a lot?
Is there a risk of this going *too* personal?
I had this *awful* experience at a coffee shop last week... it was this tiny, hipster place, you know the type. Dim lighting, mismatched furniture, baristas that looked like they'd walked straight out of a vintage magazine... Anyway, I ordered a latte. I'm a latte person, what can I say? Simple pleasure. And the barista? He *snickered* at my choice. Snickered! "Oh, a *latte*? How *basic*," he said. I wanted to crawl under the table and die. For context, I was already having a bad day. I'd spilled coffee on my shirt earlier, I'd gotten stuck in traffic, and my favorite pen exploded in my bag. I wanted to scream. I wanted to cry. I wanted to order a pumpkin spice latte just to spite him. But I didn't. I just mumbled something about needing caffeine and slunk away. It's such a silly thing, but it just *wrecked* me! It made me question EVERYTHING! Why does society make such a big deal out of the "basic" thing? Why was he so judgmental? And now, every time I see a latte, I get a little pang of humiliation. That's just a *hint* of the vulnerability I'm planning on bringing to this whole thing. Don't say I didn't warn you.
Will you be answering *my* questions?
What if I get bored?
