York's HOTTEST Townhouse: Featured on TV! Book Your Dream Getaway
Alright, buckle up buttercups, because I've just spent a week practically living in York's HOTTEST Townhouse… the one that's been plastered all over the TV. And let me tell you, it's… well, it's a thing. Let's get into it, because honestly, it's a lot to unpack. I'm going to be brutally honest and honest-brutally while I'm at it because let's be real, who has time for the fluffy PR stuff?
The Good… and the, well, Less Good
First off, accessibility. They claim it's accessible. Now, I'm not in a wheelchair, but I've got a wonky knee from… let's just say a particularly enthusiastic dance-off involving questionable footwear. Navigating the place… was a journey. The lift situation? Tricky. The signage? Barely there, like a shy little ghost. So, accessibility, definitely a "work in progress" vibe, more like a promise. I'd say this is a solid 6/10 for Accessibility.
On-site Restaurants & Lounges: Okay, here’s where things get interesting. There's a bar that looks amazing but is only open, like, for a few hours a day. I'm talking prime cocktail o'clock? Nope. Disappointment. Then there's the "restaurant." Now, the interior is gorgeous, all exposed brick and mood lighting. But… the menu? A little tired. Steak? Sure! Salad… Sure! The food's not bad, but it's not something you'll write home about. Food here, 7/10.
The Spa Experience! (And the Minor Breakdown)
Right, let's talk SPA. Oh boy, the spa. The brochure promised nirvana. The reality? …Okay, let's backtrack.
The pool with a view looked amazing online. And… it was. Seriously, the views of York are stunning. The whole experience, at first, was pure, fizzy joy. This is where I think this place truly shines. Then you get to the bits I really wanted - the sauna, the steamroom, the spa/sauna! The treatments. So I went for the Body Scrub - I’m a gal that loves a good scrub. I also went for a Body wrap as well. Then it happened.
After the wrap, I went for a quick dip in the pool. While I was drying off by the poolside, I hear a loud noise, then the lights flickered, then. . . nothing. The entire spa's power cut. The staff were flustered. I was wrapped in seaweed! I mean, I’m not going to lie - I panicked a little. But honestly, the staff rallied. They got me a fluffy robe, offered me free prosecco (always a winner), and got the generator going. Eventually, the Spa turned back on. So a 7/10 for the spa - the experience, but a 3/10 for the reliability!
Cleanliness is next to Godiness - Or Is It Just Really Good?
Okay, so cleanliness! Kudos to them. They seriously go the extra mile. Anti-viral cleaning products, rooms sanitized between stays, daily disinfection in common areas… you name it. I felt safer than I've felt in… well, years. The staff are all masked up, hand sanitizer is everywhere, and the place smells clean. The only thing that's slightly irritating is the constant reminders of hygiene, which is understandable when you're in a hotel, and makes sense - but boy you can't escape it. Cleanliness and Safety: 9/10. They really do prioritize it.
Internet, Internet, Internet…
Free Wi-Fi, yes. In every room. And it works! Praise be. Internet access – LAN. They've got it. And thank goodness too – I had to upload that Instagram story, right? Honestly, good internet makes a huge difference. Internet access – wireless is essential. Internet services - basic, but works. Wi-Fi in public areas is a plus.
Dining & Snacking - A Mixed Bag of Goodies
Breakfast… they offer a buffet, Asian style, and international, so a mixed bag. The quality? Well, it's hotel breakfast. Predictable. Coffee is decent, though. Breakfast in room is a nice touch, if you want to avoid the 'battle of the buffet.' Room service [24-hour] means you never really have to leave your room to get snacks and drinks.
Things To Do and Ways To Relax - More Is More
The Fitness center is decent, with basic equipment. Gym/fitness as well, but nothing special.
Okay, time for some serious self-indulgence. There’s a Massage service - definitely book that. Honestly, the masseuse was a magician. Foot bath? Yes, please. Spa? Done. Pool with a view? Double done. These are the things that make this place special.
Services and Conveniences – The Unexpected Delights
Air conditioning in public area is great, as is the Concierge. These are the things that make your life easier. Daily housekeeping keeps things spotless. Doorman? A nice touch of old-school glamour.
For the Kids - You'll Be Fine
Family/child friendly – yes, they cater well. Babysitting service is available, so parents, breathe easy.
The Rooms – Your Personal Fortress of Calm (Mostly)
The room felt luxurious. Air conditioning? Check. Alarm clock? Sadly, check. Bathrobes, slippers, the works. Coffee/tea maker, essential. Free bottled water is always appreciated. The bed? Comfy. The blackout curtains were amazing. I slept like a log. Not a bad place to hide away from the world. My room featured, Complimentary tea, Desk, Extra long bed, Hair dryer, In-room safe box, Internet access – wireless, Ironing facilities, Laptop workspace, Linens, Mini bar, Non-smoking, Private bathroom, Reading light, Refrigerator, Satellite/cable channels, Seating area, Separate shower/bathtub, Shower, Soundproofing, Telephone, Toiletries, Towels, Wake-up service, Wi-Fi [free], Window that opens. A pretty good space.
Getting Around – Easy Peasy (Mostly)
Airport transfer is available. Car park [free of charge] is a bonus. Car park [on-site] is also there if you need it. Taxi service? Easily arranged.
The Quirky Little Extras – The Stuff That Makes It Memorable
Couple's room? Romantic. Fire extinguisher? Important. Non-smoking rooms? Always a win. The Breakfast in room, is an experience, but don't expect your toast on time.
The Verdict (Plus My Honest, Unfiltered Offer!)
Look, York's HOTTEST Townhouse isn't perfect. It has its quirks. The spa could be more reliable. And, let's be honest, the food isn't Michelin-star. BUT…it's charming. It's comfy. It's super clean. And that pool view? Worth it.
My Honest Offer to You:
Ready for Your Dream Getaway That's as Hot as It Is Honest?
Because here's the truth: even my wonky knee (and my seaweed-covered moment) is dying to go back. And I think you will be too.
Book NOW and get:
- Complimentary Champagne (because after the seaweed incident, damn, we all deserve it!)
- 20% off Spa Treatments (because you need that massage!)
- A guaranteed room with that incredible view (because sunsets over York are worth their weight in gold).
- And you get a chance to stay in the hotel that's on the TV!
Click here to book your York getaway now! Don't wait! This offer is available for a limited time.
Important Warning: Be prepared for a few imperfections, a dash of delightful chaos, and the memory that will last with you - the unforgettable time at the hotel!
P.S. Forget the fancy brochures. This post is the real deal. Book your stay and let me know what you think!
Unbelievable Luxury Awaits: Springlake Summarecon Bekasi's Collection O 91652!
York, You Beauty (and Sometimes, the Beast): My Chaotic TV Holiday Home Adventure
Alright, buckle up buttercups, because you're about to embark on the whirlwind that was my "holiday" (air quotes, people, air quotes) in that stunning townhouse they featured on that bloody TV show. You know, the one where everything looked perfect? Let me tell you, reality, as always, was a slightly wonky, wonderfully chaotic mess. And I loved almost every damn second.
Day 1: Arrival & Internal Panic (aka, "Where's the Damn Key?")
- 6:00 AM - Alarm. Ugh. The pre-dawn flight to Manchester. Let's be honest, the "stunning" part was always going to be the townhouse, not the journey. Still, York! My heart did a little fluttery thing.
- 9:00 AM - Manchester Airport. Car rental. Predictable chaos. I swear, the guy at the counter looked about ten years old and couldn't find the booking. "Right, sir, you're… uh… you booked a… thing… in your name?" (Dramatic eye roll, but I’m the only one who noticed)…
- 11:00 AM - The Drive. Driving! And then the GPS tried to send me through a field. This is where the first crack in the flawless facade of the TV show appeared. Real life involves wrong turns, dodgy roundabouts, and the nagging feeling you've forgotten something.
- 1:00 PM - York! The city itself. Bloody gorgeous. Cobblestone streets! Minster towering! The townhouse… well, it was hidden down a narrow lane, looking suspiciously unassuming.
- 1:30 PM - Key Fiasco. This is where things took a turn for the comedic. The instructions said "key in the birdhouse." Birdhouse? After five minutes of bewildered staring I found it… only to discover the key didn't work. Cue a frantic phone call to the property manager, a stressed-out 20 minutes of pacing, and eventually, sweet, sweet access. Note to self: always check the bloody key BEFORE you lug all your bags up multiple flights of stairs.
- 2:00 PM - The House! And… it was stunning. Seriously. The kitchen! The exposed brick! The giant chandelier! I immediately dropped my bags and just wandered around, mouth agape like a total tourist. I felt a surge of relief – thank god the TV show wasn’t lying.
- The "OMG, I Live Here!" Moment: I spent a solid hour just wandering and re-wandering. I think any good TV home must have a kitchen you want to live in, and this home had it. That's when it hit me… I was actually staying here. In York! In this beautiful house! All the travel stress suddenly melted away. Glorious.
- 3:00 PM - Grocery Shopping (and the Mildly Disastrous Attempt at Local Cheese). Supermarket sweep! I was determined to embrace the whole "living like a local" thing. Grabbed some local cheese. Lovely, smooth, perfect. Tried to sound sophisticated at the deli counter. Failed. Miserably. "Err, yes, I’ll take… that, please. The… the… yellow one, I guess?” (Mortified).
- 4:00 PM - Cobblestone Challenge. Trying to navigate the city’s gorgeous but treacherous cobblestone streets with my suitcase. The only thing that was missing from this scene was a Benny Hill theme song.
- 5:00 PM - Settling In. A quick unpacking, a cuppa made with my fancy new kettle, and a quick survey of the entire house - over and over again. Just getting the last of the dust from my boots.
- 7:00 PM - Initial Exploration: The York Castle Museum. A wander through the cobbled streets and a visit to the York Castle Museum. Felt strangely moved by the history, the stories. I swear I nearly welled up reading about the Victorian era. Bit embarrassing. It's the house and the fresh air.
- 9:00 PM - Bedtime: I was exhausted. I'm getting too old for this.
Day 2: York's Embrace (and My Terrible Sense of Direction)
- 7:00 AM - Sleep In? HA! Jet lag doesn't care about holiday plans. Awake. Sigh.
- 8:00 AM - Breakfast and Self Indulgence: Glorious eggs benedict in the kitchen. Felt like a bloody movie star.
- 9:00 AM - Minster Madness. York Minster! Absolutely breathtaking. Lost track of time just staring at the stained-glass windows. The sheer scale of the thing… wow. But seriously, how did they build that? Ancient aliens? Probably.
- 11:00 AM - Lost in the Shambles. The Shambles! I got horrifically lost. Like, properly lost. Ended up in a tiny alleyway, convinced I'd stumbled into a secret portal. And the people staring at me, I swear they were trying not to laugh.
- 12:00 PM - Lunch and the Accidental Souvenir Shop. Found a pub and grabbed a quick lunch… and spent an hour in a shop that sold medieval weaponry (because, why not?). Now I have a broadsword. Best. Souvenir. Ever.
- 2:00 PM - River Ouse Cruise… Kind Of. The boat tour! The sun shone, the river glistened. It was all lovely until the boat got inexplicably stuck near a bridge. Everyone started making awkward small talk. We spent a hilarious 20 minutes just bobbing about.
- 3:00 PM - The Chocolate Story. Chocolate! Need I say more? This part of the trip was heaven! As a chocolate lover, I felt like I was getting a proper dose of the city's history and a few new ideas for the kitchen.
- 6:00 PM - Dinner and the "Local" Experience. Figured I'd try to eat like the locals, in a local place. Ordered Yorkshire pudding. It was huge. I nearly choked. I wasn't expecting it. The sheer size of it! Took a while to get a grip on things!
- 9:00 PM - The "Nightcap" That Became 3. Back at the house, I had a few drinks. I thought about the next day and thought about the adventure. Thought about where I'd come from and about the people that I had met. A feeling of joy. This was the best part of the whole trip.
Day 3: Departure (and the Bitter Sweet Taste of Leaving)
- 8:00 AM - Breakfast and Packing: Goodbye, beautiful house. Farewell, perfect kitchen. I was already scheming how to come back.
- 9:00 AM - Panic. Did I lock the door? Did I leave something behind? I swear I checked the entire house three times, just to be sure.
- 10:00 AM - One last York wander. One last coffee! One last stroll through the cobblestones. One last wistful glance at the Minster.
- 11:00 AM - Drive back to Manchester. GPS. It was kind.
- 1:00 PM – Manchester Airport. Final check and a quick snack.
- 3:00 PM - Home. Exhausted but happy!
Reflections & Final Thoughts:
York, you magnificent beast. You are a city of beauty, history, and enough quirkiness to keep a person entertained for a lifetime. The townhouse? A dream. Even with the key fiasco, the wrong turns, and the accidental broadsword purchase, it was a truly unforgettable experience. I'd go back in a heartbeat. And maybe, just maybe, I'll learn to pronounce "Yorkshire pudding" properly next time.
And my advice? Pack comfortable shoes, embrace the chaos, and prepare to fall in love.
Plitvice Lakes Luxury: Unbelievable Villa Pearl Awaits!
**OH. MY. GOD. The York Townhouse: FAQS (Because You *Need* to Know the TRUTH!)**
1. Is it *really* as glamorous as it looks on telly?
Glamorous? Well, let's just say the camera *loves* it. Remember, they can work miracles with lighting and strategically placed cushions. The truth? It's got charm, yes. The floors *do* creak in a delightfully old-housey way, but they also creak *loudly* at 3 AM when you're sneaking a midnight biscuit. The kitchen? Lovely, BUT that worktop is a magnet for fingerprints after the first meal. You'll spend more time wiping it down than actually *cooking* (unless you're a professional chef, in which case, good luck. The oven's… temperamental.)
2. What about the location? Is it really as central as they claim?
"Central." Hmmm. Depends on your definition of central, darling. It's *close*—a brisk walk (downhill, thankfully) to the Minster. And, yes, you *can* practically roll out of bed and into Betty's (the tea room. Sigh. So touristy, but… you *have* to). But prepare for a *tiny* bit of a climb back. And the cobbled streets? Beautiful, yes. Your ankles will hate you if you plan on wearing those killer heels all day. I speak from experience. Nearly tripped on my face! The upside? The pubs are *close*. VERY close.
3. The bedrooms! Are the beds as comfy as they look?
Ahhh, the beds. They *look* amazing, don't they? All fluffy pillows and crisp linen... I can't lie, I had a *lovely* nap on one. But I also woke up convinced I’d been battling a badger in my sleep. The springs! Okay, maybe I'm being dramatic. They were comfy... *mostly*. Just maybe bring your own memory foam topper if you’re a princess (like me) and can't handle the slightest lump. The soundproofing? Non-existent. You will hear *everything* from the street. And the neighbours! Oh they LOVE a good chat at 2 AM... (earplugs are your friend!).
4. Is the TV *actually* a decent size, as it seems on the programme?
The TV… (coughs). They probably *did* use a wider lens for the cameras. It's… adequate. Perfectly fine for a bit of telly in the evenings. Don't expect to host a massive group watching the football. The Wi-Fi? Surprisingly good, I have to admit. I managed to stream a whole season of something questionable whilst I was there (don't judge!). Although, one night it completely died. I had to resort to… *gasp*… looking out the window! The horror! (But I did see a cat, which was nice.)
5. The Kitchen: Is it actually usable?
Oh! The kitchen. Let me tell you a story. I decided, bravely, to make a full English breakfast one morning. I was feeling all domestic goddess. The kettle was slow, the hob was tricky to understand, the oven... as I said, temperamental. It took me a good hour and a half just to get the sausages cooked *without* burning them to charcoal. I made such a mess, I thought the cleaning fee might bankrupt me. (It didn't… phew!). So, yes, the kitchen *is* usable. If you have patience, a good sense of humour… and maybe a takeaway app to fall back on.
6. What about the stairs? They look… steep?
Steep? My dear, they're like climbing Everest after a bottle of wine. Seriously. Be warned. Especially if you're bringing the luggage. And you WILL forget something upstairs at least twice a day. The landings are tiny, too, so maneuvering around with a suitcase is a fun, acrobatic challenge. Honestly, consider it your daily exercise. I lost that extra doughnut weight pretty quickly, which was a bonus, I suppose.
7. Is there a garden or outdoor space?
"Garden"? "Outdoor space"? Let's be realistic… it's a small courtyard. Pretty. Yes. Perfect for a morning coffee or an evening glass of wine. But don't expect to host a barbecue. Unless you're really good at charring things. The neighbours are fairly close. Very occasionally you'll hear them, but you won't be out in this weather much, so it's fine.
8. Any hidden fees or things I should be aware of?
Oh, the fine print! Read it *carefully*. Honestly, all the rental agreements have hidden costs. Don't assume the towels are included (check!). Same goes for things like basic condiments or toiletries. And the cleaning fee? Don't judge me when I say I did not clean up properly on my departure. Also, the parking situation in York can be a nightmare. Factor in the cost of the car park, or be prepared to walk a mile with your shopping bags. Just… be prepared.
9. Would you stay there again?
Hmm. That's the million-dollar question, isn't it? Despite all the… *ahem*… quirks, I *loved* it. The location is amazing. The atmosphere is charming. Okay, it's not *perfect*. But it's York. And you're staying somewhere that's been on TV, you know?! If you're looking for a unique experience, a base to explore the city, and a bit of character (and you don't mind a few creaks and bumps), then… yes. I’d probably go back. But next time, I'm packing earplugs and a well-stocked mini-bar. And maybe a personal chef. Just kidding... mostly.
10. Any tips for getting the most out of your stay?
Right, listen up, darling! Here's my insider cheat sheet:
- Pack light! Seriously, those stairs are no joke.
- Embrace theRest Nest HotelsStunning townhouse - On best TVHoliday home show York United Kingdom
Stunning townhouse - On best TVHoliday home show York United Kingdom
