Luxury Suites in Quito: Unbeatable Metropoli Views!
Alright, buckle up buttercups, because we're diving headfirst into the world of Luxury Suites in Quito: Unbeatable Metropoli Views! This isn't just a review; it's a rambling, slightly-obsessive, and hopefully hilarious account of my stay. Let’s get messy!
First Impressions & Accessibility (or, the Great Elevator Adventure!)
Okay, so first thing's first: Accessibility. I'm talking about literal accessibility here. Can you get around? This is HUGE for me since my grandma is visiting. GOOD NEWS! Elevators. And plenty of 'em. This place is built for folks with mobility challenges. The elevator experience was…well, predictable! No wild, free-falling plunges (thankfully). And, thank goodness for that, because hauling my luggage up multiple flights of stairs would give even me a heart attack, and I barely run a mile (yes, I tried the fitness center). They provide facilities for disabled guests, so Grandma has nothing to worry!
And speaking of the Metropoli Views…
Holy moly, the views. Truly. Unbeatable Metropoli Views! is not hyperbole. It’s the truth. I’m still not sure how they managed to snag this location, but the city sprawls beneath you like a glittering, chaotic carpet. I spent a good hour just staring out the window, mouth agape. It’s that kind of view that makes you feel… well, small, I guess, in the best possible way. The high floors are where it's at. This isn't your average hotel; this is a vantage point. And don't worry, I'm not the only one that likes the view. Grandma already wants to book another night.
The Room: A Fortress of Comfy (with Minor Imperfections)
Alright, the room… let’s be real, it’s a luxurious cocoon, which is precisely what I needed after a stressful week. Air conditioning? Check. Blackout curtains? Double check. These were a lifesaver after my jet lag! Bathrobes and slippers? Yes! Pure, unadulterated bliss. The bed… oh, the bed. Let me tell you, I almost didn't leave it for a week. Exceptionally comfy. Extra long bed, absolutely a win for my super tall husband. The seating area was perfect for sprawling out with a book. Now, the downside? The TV was a little archaic and the decorations weren't necessarily my style. But hey, can't win 'em all, right? The non-smoking rule is a plus for the asthma sufferer. But the window that opens? Amazing!
Amenities: A Smorgasbord of Options (with a Few Quirks)
Okay, the amenities… where do I begin? This place is loaded.
- Internet Access: Free Wi-Fi! In the room! In public areas! Wonderful to stay connected.
- Dining & Drinking: The restaurants are a highlight! I can vouch for the international cuisine – the steak was divine. There's a poolside bar, a coffee shop, and even vegetarian restaurant options (Grandma appreciated this).
- Relaxation Station: The spa area is incredible. They have a sauna, steamroom, and a pool with a view (obviously!). The massage was heavenly. My only suggestion would be to make the body scrub option a little more, well, scrubby.
- Fitness Frenzy: The fitness center exists. I went once. I saw treadmills. I then proceeded directly to the dessert buffet.
- Safety First (Always): They've got CCTV everywhere, 24-hour security, and smoke alarms. They even have a doctor/nurse on call. They’re taking safety seriously. I also appreciated the hand sanitizer everywhere.
Dining, drinking, and snacking: My Breakfast Buffet Tirade
Look, I like a good breakfast buffet, and this one… It was… decent. Breakfast [buffet] is available, with an Asian breakfast option. There was a wide selection of foods from breakfast [buffet], from the coffee/tea in restaurant to buffet in restaurant. But the real star of the show was the salad in restaurant! And the desserts in restaurant are a must-try! And there’s a snack bar and a poolside bar. I did find the breakfast a bit…generic. But the coffee was strong, and they had a smiling face, which I appreciated.
Cleanliness & Safety: The Pandemic Factor
Okay, let’s talk about the elephant in the room: the current state of the world. Cleanliness and safety are paramount these days, and Luxury Suites gets serious points here. Staff trained in safety protocol, daily disinfection in common areas, and room sanitization between stays are all reassuring. They even offer room sanitization opt-out available if you are against it. There were hand sanitizer stations everywhere, and staff trained in safety protocols, making me feel really comfortable. And if you want to eat, no problem! There are sanitized kitchen and tableware items.
Services and Conveniences: Concierge, Currency Exchange, and the Mystery of the Missing Ironing Service…
They’ve got the basics covered: concierge, laundry service, daily housekeeping, and room service [24-hour]. They also have currency exchange (convenient!), luggage storage, and a gift shop. I desperately needed to iron my shirt for a business meeting. They offer an ironing service, which is great! So I requested the service in a panic at the front desk. I was told it would be over within the hour. Two hours they came back. And they offered me a dry cleaning service, but I said, no just IRONING. And the shirt was never ironed! This was the one minor hiccup of my stay. I guess I’ll have to learn to iron, one day.
For the Kids: Babysitting and Family-Friendly (Sort Of)
While it's not a playground, this place is pretty family/child friendly. They have babysitting service which is great! They also offer kids meal. Grandma was very happy with the family-friendly vibe.
Getting Around: Airport Transfers and Car Park… (Mostly) Free!
They offer airport transfer and car park [free of charge] so you're set ! The car park [on-site] is also available.
The Human Verdict
Look, Luxury Suites in Quito isn’t perfect. But it’s close. It’s a place that delivers on its promise of unbeatable metropoli views, luxurious comfort, and a wide array of amenities. The staff is generally friendly and helpful. Yes, the ironing service let me down. But in the grand scheme of things? It's a minor blip on an otherwise fantastic experience.
My Unsolicited Recommendation?
RUN. Don't walk. Book this hotel. Especially if you’re looking for views. Tell them the chaotic reviewer sent you. And please, PLEASE, let me know if you find the secret stash of extra-scrubby body scrub.
Crafting the Perfect Pitch:
Tired of the same old hotel rooms? Craving a breathtaking escape?
Luxury Suites in Quito: Unbeatable Metropoli Views! isn’t just a hotel; it’s an experience. Wake up to panoramic cityscapes that will take your breath away from the high floors, and then make your way onto the spacious, luxurious room.
Here's what awaits you;
- Breathtaking Views! Every room has an unparalleled vantage point of Quito.
- Unmatched comfort: Sink into the extra-long bed and unwind with blackout curtains .
- Unparalleled relaxation: Indulge in the spa with a pool with a view, or get a relaxing massage.
- Gourmet dining: Savor delectable meals at our restaurants and enjoy refreshing drinks at our various bars.
- Family-Friendly Features: Featuring family/child friendly options and a babysitting service!
Book your stay at Luxury Suites in Quito today, and prepare to be amazed! [Insert a link to book, here] Remember to mention the chaotic review for a special…surprise!
Agadir's Hidden Gem: Unbelievable Suite Hotel Tilila Awaits!
Alright, buckle up buttercups, because this isn't your grandma's perfectly-polished travel itinerary. We're diving headfirst into the glorious chaos that is a trip to Quito, Ecuador, specifically at Suites Metropoli. Consider this less a schedule and more a semi-coherent account of my potential meltdown/triumph…wish me luck.
Day 1: Arrival & Altitude Adjustment (or: "My Lungs Are Apparently Made of Marshmallows")
Morning (or, What Even is Morning When You're Traveling?): Arrive at Mariscal Sucre International Airport (UIO). Okay, first impressions. My God. The air. It's…thin. Like, I inhaled and felt like I'd forgotten to take my vital organs with me. Altitude sickness, here I come.
- Anecdote: That airport bathroom? Let's just say it wasn't love at first flush. Everything seems to be a bit…slow. And by slow, I mean the water pressure, the toilet paper…everything. I spent a good chunk of time trying to get a decent hand wash. Success? Debatable.
- Quirky Observation: Apparently, the baggage handlers in Quito have mastered the art of the delayed delivery. My luggage looks like it's vacationing in a completely different country. I'm wearing the same travel outfit I'd been wearing for 24 hours, and I'm not happy about it.
Afternoon: Suites Metropoli Check-In & Panic. Finally! The promised land (Suites Metropoli). The lobby is… perfectly fine. Nothing to write home about - which is my current mood. Check-in was painless (thank the travel gods!). Now, the room… It's fine. Cleanish. The bed looks like it could swallow me whole, which, honestly, is tempting. This altitude is a killer.
- Emotional Reaction: I had visions of a luxurious suite and a view that would move me to tears. Reality? A slightly-too-small room with a view of…another building. Mild disappointment. But hey, at least there's a bed I can collapse on.
- Rambling Thought: Right, gotta remember to stay hydrated. Drink water. They keep telling you that. But man, does it still feel like I'm breathing through a tiny straw. I'm going to die up here. I can feel it.
Evening: Exploring (and Gasping for Air). Braved a short walk around the neighborhood. Found a tiny, charming coffee shop. The coffee was fantastic. But the walk? Oh, my word. Two blocks felt like climbing Mount Everest.
- Messy Structure: Okay, so, back to the coffee shop. It was a lifesaver. They had these pastries. Like, flaky, buttery, amazing little things. I devoured. But I paid the price. That sugar rush + altitude…lets just say I was a caffeinated, sugar-fueled, altitude-sick mess on my way to the hotel.
- Opinionated Language: This neighborhood? It's alright. Nothing to get seriously excited about. And those cobblestone streets? Prepare for an ankle-twisting adventure.
Day 2: Old Town's Charm & My Crumbling Sanity (or, "I Think I Saw a Ghost…or Possibly Just My Own Reflection")
Morning: The Basilica & Its Towering Ambitions. Took a taxi (thank God for taxis) to the Old Town. First stop: Basilica del Voto Nacional. Stunning. Honestly, breathtaking. But climbing the towers… that's a serious test of will.
- Doubling Down: The view from the top? Absolutely worth it. Even with the thin air turning my lungs into deflated balloons. I'm going to give this a try, my lungs will thank me. My legs did not, but I'm going to be up here on this climb…forever. The views are spectacular. I think I'm going to spend the whole day up here.
Afternoon: Plaza Grande & The Presidential Palace. A Real Shocker: Plaza Grande. Pretty. The Presidential Palace. I thought I'd be able to get a glimpse of the president. It was boring.
- Emotional Reaction: It was a whirlwind of people. I'm overwhelmed. I want to go back to my room and watch TV. However, maybe this isn't that bad.
- Messy Structure: I thought I would've been more impressed… I should have skipped it.
Evening: Dinner & Delirium. Found a restaurant for dinner. The food was…okay. I ordered something very ambitious, but the restaurant said it wasn't available. So, I ordered something that they were sure to have. It was bland. And now…back to the hotel.
- Quirky Observation: I'm starting to hallucinate. Or maybe it's just the altitude. Either way, I'm seeing shadows move. The hotel hallways seem to stretch on forever.
- Stronger Emotional Reaction: I miss my bed. I miss my dog. I miss breathing normally. I NEED MORE FOOD.
- Minor Categories:
- Transportation: Taxis and my own two wheezy legs.
- Food: Coffee, pastries, and a vaguely disappointing dinner.
- Accommodation: Suites Metropoli. Still fine.
- Altitude Sickness: A constant companion.
Day 3: Mitad del Mundo & Leaving (or, "Did I Actually Visit Ecuador?").
Morning: Mitad del Mundo (and a Sense of Unreality). The Equator! A must-see. Standing on the line. Got my picture taken. Got my certificate! It was… a thing. It was also hot.
- Anecdote: I tried to balance an egg on a nail at the museum. Failed miserably. (Apparently, I am not a balanced person.)
- Emotional Reaction: The lines are very long. The heat is intense. Everything is kind of…underwhelming. I'm starting to question if I even am here, or if it's all just a very vivid dream.
Afternoon: Souvenir Shopping (and More Altitude Battles). The shopping was crowded. I did find some souvenirs. But I'm not sure I'll be returning here.
- Messier Structure: The shops were like a maze. I was trapped. I was desperate for air. I'm just going to call it quits.
- Opinionated Language: The shops are terrible. The people were…fine.
Evening: Departure (and a Prayer to the Travel Gods). Off to the airport. Finally. Hopefully, my luggage will be waiting for me. Hopefully, I will remember anything about this trip. Good riddance, Quito.
Final Feelings: Quito was…an experience. It tested me. It challenged me. It very nearly broke me. But would I go back? Maybe. After I've had a very long rest and some oxygen. Maybe.
Quito Luxury Suites: Unbeatable Views & My Chaotic Take!
Okay, let's be real: Are these Quito "Unbeatable View" suites *actually* worth the hype?
Alright, buckle up, because I'm gonna give it to you *real*. Yes. And no. It depends on what you define as "worth it". I mean, the hype is *definitely* there. Think Instagram influencers draped in silk robes, coffee mugs silhouetted against a breathtaking sunrise… And the views? Oh, the views. They’re… well, they’re pretty darn spectacular. I stayed in one last year (long story, involved a lost passport and a sudden, desperate need for a luxurious escape), and the panorama of Quito was… whoa. Like, jaw-dropping. You could see all the way to the volcanoes! (Okay, maybe not *all* the volcanoes, but a good chunk.)
Here's the *but*: Luxury is subjective, right? My definition of "luxury" leans towards "clean sheets and a working coffee maker". This specific suite I booked, mind you, had a Jacuzzi… I managed to flood the bathroom trying to figure *that* thing out. So, technically, the view was amazing. The Jacuzzi? A slightly damp, slightly humiliating experience. So, worth it? For the view, yes. For the overall ‘luxury’ experience, let's just say I spent the rest of the trip drinking instant coffee and calling for maintenance.
Speaking of views – what kind of views are we *really* talking about?
Okay, the views *are* a big deal. You're looking at a combination of the dramatic Andes mountains – sharp, imposing, covered in that dramatic, high-altitude cloud cover that makes you feel like you're on a movie set. Then, of course, you have the sprawling city itself. Think red-tiled roofs stretching as far as the eye can see, interspersed with green pockets of parks and plazas. At night? Sparkling city lights that look like a million tiny diamonds scattered across a black velvet cloth.
But… here's a confession. My first morning there, I was so excited I tripped on a rug, face-planted, and ended up staring at the view through one eye while nursing a throbbing forehead. Lesson learned: admire the view *after* you've ensured you're upright and not bleeding. Also, the weather can change on a dime in Quito. One minute you're gazing at a perfect vista, the next you're engulfed in a mysterious, misty embrace. Bring a good book… and an umbrella! (And maybe some Arnica for the forehead.)
Are these suites in a good location? Do I need to be worried about safety?
Location, location, location! Most of the luxury suites I looked at were in the newer, shinier parts of town – think La Mariscal or even up in Cumbayá, which is technically outside of Quito proper. These areas tend to be safe and well-lit, generally speaking. You'll find lots of restaurants, shops, and things to do within walking distance – which is a *huge* plus in a city with Quito's crazy traffic.
Safety? Quito, like any major city, definitely has its moments. I'd recommend sticking to well-populated areas, especially at night. Don't flash expensive jewelry or wads of cash (obvious advice, but you'd be surprised!). Take taxis arranged through your hotel or using reputable services like Uber. And trust your gut. If something feels off, *leave*. Remember, you're there to enjoy yourself, not to become a victim. (Seriously!) I actually had a cab driver try to overcharge me *after* a particularly lovely dinner. My "luxury" bubble deflated, but hey, I learned a valuable lesson in haggling in Spanish!
What amenities can I expect in a luxury suite? Is it worth the upgrade?
Okay, this is where it gets interesting. "Luxury suite" is a broad term. You *could* get a private balcony, a fully equipped kitchen (which, let's be honest, you'll probably use to make instant coffee), a fancy Nespresso machine, a walk-in closet (for all your amazing travel outfits!), a jacuzzi, and maybe even a personal butler. (I can only *dream* of a butler!)
Personally, I'm not a big fan of the "added amenities." I just want good internet. BUT, let’s be honest, the upgrades do add an extra layer of comfort! The upgraded beds are always nice, the views of course; and that hotel-style breakfast. The problem with me is I'd rather experience the local places than be holed up in a suite with a coffee maker. So, yes, it's probably worth it if you *love* the whole luxury experience. For me? I'd rather spend the savings on exploring the city, and maybe some delicious empanadas. However, if you end up getting a Jacuzzi make sure you are careful!
Are there any downsides to consider? Besides the potential for Jacuzzi-related disasters?
Oh, yes. Besides the looming threat of becoming intimately acquainted with your bathroom floor, there are a few other things to consider. First, price. These suites aren't cheap. You're paying for the view, the space, and the perceived exclusivity. Second, this may sound crazy, but sometimes the views are *too* good. You might find yourself glued to the window, sacrificing valuable exploration time. I know I was... all those things to see!
Also, service can be a mixed bag. I experienced everything from impeccable, attentive service to (let’s be diplomatic) slightly confused staff. And noise! Depending on the location, you might be battling street noise or the hum of the city. Finally, there's the whole 'luxury' thing. It can feel a little sterile and…unreal. Sometimes, I miss the slightly chaotic charm of a more basic, authentic Ecuadorian experience. But hey, you can always book a hostel *after* you've enjoyed your week of luxury. That way, you get the best of both worlds…if you have the budget for it, that is. (Me? I'm usually living off instant noodles after such splurges.)
Okay, so final verdict: Should I book one?
Here's the most honest answer I can give: It depends. If you have the budget, and you crave a luxurious, often pampered experience with spectacular views, then absolutely, go for it. Just be prepared for the potential imperfections – the slightly wonky service, the possibility of a flooded bathroom, the temptation to just stay in and stare out the window all day.
If you’re on a tighter budget, or you prefer a more adventurous, less polished travel style, you can still get amazing views from a rooftop bar or a strategically placed chair in the park. But hey, if you decide to go for it, send me pictures! And most importantly? Have fun. Quito is an awesome city, no matter where you stay. Just don’Rooms And Vibes
