Manila's Hottest Selena Suite: Netflix & WiFi Await!
Okay, buckle up buttercups, because we're diving headfirst into the glittering, slightly-tarnished world of… Manila's Hottest Selena Suite: Netflix & WiFi Await! Yeah, that's the official name, so let's see if it lives up to the hype, shall we? This is going to be less "structured hotel review," and more "confessions of a travel-addicted, slightly-overcaffeinated human who just spent a weekend there." Prepare for some glorious hot mess.
First Impressions & The Accessibility Gauntlet (Or, My Bad Knees vs. Manila)
Right off the bat, let's talk about accessibility. Now, I walk, thankfully. But I've got a dodgy knee, and anything that requires a marathon of stairs is a big NOPE. Thankfully, the website says there are facilities for disabled guests and an elevator. Phew! A major win. Finding the entrance was… well, let's just say Manila traffic is an experience in itself. I barely survived the taxi ride from the airport (seriously, the speed!), but at least there's airport transfer offered. That's smart.
Inside, the lobby looked chic, and the 24-hour front desk folks were friendly, but the whole check-in/out [express] felt… a little too express. I'd have preferred a bit more charm.
The Suite: Netflix Dreams & Reality Bites (Literally, Mosquito Bites)
Okay, the Selena Suite. That's what we're all here for, right? The promise of Netflix, the siren song of Wi-Fi [free] in all rooms! Crucially, the air conditioning worked. Praise the travel gods! That's a make-or-break situation in Manila.
Walking in, the suite itself was impressive. It was all about the extra long bed, the seating area, the sofa, the space. It felt genuinely luxurious. The soundproofing was a welcome bonus, because Manila is a symphony of horns, engines, and… well, life.
But then, the little things started to… irritate. The window that opens? Great. But the screens needed replacing. Mosquitoes had clearly been feasting in there for weeks. I got bitten. Multiple times. Gross. A minor detail, easily fixed, but still… grumble, grumble.
On the flip side – the bathtub was huge! And the bathroom phone gave me a giggle. Also, the complimentary tea was a lifesaver.
Wi-Fi Woes and Internet Antics
Let's talk Internet access. They boast Free Wi-Fi in all rooms! (yes, shouted in the description). The first day, it was great. Streamed Netflix, kept up with emails. The second day? Complete and utter chaos. Dropped connections, buffering, the whole nine yards. The Internet access – LAN seemed like a relic of a forgotten era. I'm not sure what happened, but someone needed to get on the phone to their ISP, fast.
Food, Glorious… Mostly Okay, Food
Okay, the food situation. This is where things get interesting. There's a lot on offer. Restaurants, poolside bar (essential!), coffee shop, snack bar, room service [24-hour]. And they even offer Asian breakfast, Asian cuisine in restaurant, International cuisine in restaurant, Vegetarian restaurant, Western breakfast, Western cuisine in restaurant. A veritable culinary buffet!
I sampled the Asian breakfast. Standard fare. The breakfast [buffet] was okay, nothing to write home about. The coffee/tea in restaurant was… well, it was coffee and tea. The bottle of water was a consistent, welcome presence.
The poolside bar? Now THAT was a highlight. Sipping a cocktail, watching the sun set over Manila… pure bliss. They have a happy hour, which I of course took full advantage of.
The A la carte in restaurant was slightly better than the buffet. Don’t expect Michelin star quality, but it did the job.
I didn’t particularly care for the salad in the restaurant.
Things To Do (Besides Bailing on the Wi-Fi)
So, what else is there to do here? Well, the swimming pool [outdoor] is stunning. Views for days! The pool with view is a major selling point. I spent a lot of time here.
There's a fitness center (yes, I peeped. Didn't use it, but it was there), and a Spa/sauna. (Didn’t go, but hey!).
If you're into relaxation, they also offer a Body scrub, Body wrap, Foot bath, Massage, Sauna, Spa, Steamroom!
Cleanliness, Safety, and That 2023 Vibe
Okay, let's get serious for a second (or, like, a millisecond). Cleanliness and safety are paramount these days. The description notes a lot of COVID precautions: Anti-viral cleaning products, Daily disinfection in common areas, Hand sanitizer, Hygiene certification, Individually-wrapped food options, Physical distancing of at least 1 meter, Professional-grade sanitizing services, Rooms sanitized between stays, Safe dining setup, Sanitized kitchen and tableware items, Staff trained in safety protocol… The fact that they're trying to make it safe is reassuring.
The Verdict (And the Emotional Rollercoaster)
Look, this place isn't perfect. It's a bit… messy. The Wi-Fi can be a nightmare. The mosquitoes were relentless. But… there's something about the Selena Suite that I liked.
The room itself is spacious and well-appointed. The pool is gorgeous. The staff were lovely, and the location is pretty good. It's not trying to be ultra-slick, it's trying to be… a comfortable escape from the chaos of Manila.
Would I recommend it?
Yes. But with conditions.
- Are you a Wi-Fi addict? Pray to the gods for a stable connection. Pack a hotspot as backup.
- Are you prone to mosquito bites? Bring the DEET.
- Do you need perfection? Look elsewhere.
- Are you looking for a comfortable base, some great views, and a bit of luxury for a decent price? Book it.
Here’s my pitch, in a total, unpolished, stream-of-consciousness way, for the Selena Suite…
"Escape the Manila Madness in the Selena Suite! (Netflix & Hope for Better Wi-Fi!)
Okay, so you're in Manila. You’re exhausted. You've been dodging traffic, sweating buckets, and your brain is about to explode. You need a break. You need… the Selena Suite.
Imagine this: You flop onto that massive bed (seriously, you could get lost in it). You flick on Netflix (cross your fingers it's working!), order room service (24-hour, amazing), and just… breathe. You wake up, stroll to the pool with a view (picture perfect!), and sip a cocktail at the poolside bar.
You'll be close to everything (or, at least, a ride away!). You get a bathroom with a phone (random, but kind of fun). You get the space you need to recharge. And hey, if the Wi-Fi sucks, there's always the Fitness Center to get your frustrations out.
Yeah, it’s got its flaws. The Wi-Fi can play up, and the mosquitoes are aggressive. But the good massively outweighs the bad.
Book your stay in the Selena Suite today and treat yourself to a little bit of Manila magic. It’s not perfect, but it’s real. And sometimes, that's exactly what you need."
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This review is a messy, honest, and hopefully, helpful look at Manila's Hottest Selena Suite. Book it, and make your own judgement. I'm off to find some more bug spray!
Johor Bahru's BEST Weekend Getaway: Pool, Karaoke, & BBQ Await!
Okay, buckle up buttercups, because this "itinerary" is less a finely-tuned Swiss watch and more like… well, me. Let's call it a "Survival Guide with a Side of Existential Dread" for my Manila adventure, specifically at Selena Suite by YourNest @ S Res (Wifi + Netflix - thank GOD for that). Prepare for a rollercoaster of emotions, spontaneous deviations, and possibly a cry or two.
Day 1: Arrival and the Great Netflix Consumption
Time: Roughly 3 PM (Delayed Flight & The Eternal Struggle of Manila Traffic)
- Event: Arrive in God-forsaken Manila. Seriously, the airport is… an experience. Think organized chaos, but with a distinct aroma of exhaust fumes and… possibility? Wait, is that hope? Nope, just a strong urge for a shower.
- Mode of Transport: Taxi (Pray to the driving gods, they are needed)
- Emotional State: Mildly anxious. Mostly just want to be horizontal.
Time: 4:30 PM (If I'm lucky) - Settling In.
- Event: Finally at Selena Suite! Check-in. Pray the AC works, and that the people in the hallway aren't too loud. I'm looking for serenity, people.
- Observation: First impression of the room? "Clean enough." The wifi better be a godsend. And Netflix… oh, Netflix, my sweet, beautiful savior.
- Emotional State: Relief, slowly morphing into the manic energy of the freshly-unpacked-and-ready-to-binge.
- Key Imperfections: Found a weird stain on the bed sheet. Decided to ignore it for now. I'm choosing happiness (and potential allergies).
Time: 5 PM - Midnight (or whenever I succumb to exhaustion, whichever comes first) - The Netflix Black Hole.
- Event: Diving headfirst into the digital abyss. This is my official Welcome to Manila party. Food delivery apps at the ready because leaving the room is NOT an option right now.
- Specific Show: Currently leaning towards a cheesy rom-com because my soul craves comfort. (Or, let’s be honest, whatever algorithm decides I shall watch.)
- Food: Ordering in… whatever. (As long as there's flavor, I don't care.)
- Observation: The world outside ceases to exist when I'm nestled in my Netflix cocoon. This is the ultimate Manila power move.
- Emotional State: Pure, unadulterated bliss. The exhaustion of travel is replaced with the blissful anticipation of fictional drama. My brain is mush. Perfect.
- Quirky Anecdote: Nearly ordered 3 plates of french fries during a particularly dramatic moment in the show. Thank God for self-control (sometimes).
Day 2: The City Beckons (Maybe? Possibly?)
Time: 7 AM (or whenever the sun decides to be a jerk)
- Event: Wake up (eventually). Regret last night's food choices (probably). Stare at the ceiling, contemplating life.
- Emotional State: Mildly grumpy, considering another day of Netflix. The bed is comfy…
- Observation: The city sounds are slowly starting to creep in. Horns. Screaming. Life.
Time: 9 AM - The Great Exploration (aka "Will I actually leave the suite?")
- Event: Force myself to shower and consider actually putting on Real People Clothes. Start with a simple plan: Research local attractions.
- Destination: Probably something historical… or something Instagrammable. I haven’t decided yet.
- Mode of Transport: Maybe Grab, maybe a jeepney, maybe I'll just go to the nearest mall. Excitement level: Mildly optimistic.
- Emotional State: A tentative "Meh." I feel like I should go out, but I'm also very comfortable where I am.
- Imperfection/Quirkiness: Accidentally burned my hand while making coffee. Now, I'm contemplating the moral implications of ordering the hotel breakfast.
Time: 1 PM - The Unexpected Adventure (if I actually left the suite)
- Event: Actually stepped out of the room! Found some street food. Maybe went to a museum. Possibly got lost.
- Emotional State: A mix of awe, exhaustion, and the lingering suspicion that I've contracted a foodborne illness.
- Specific Event: Getting stuck in traffic. Why is there so much traffic?
- Opinionated Language: The city is an assault on the senses, in a completely fabulous way. Exhausting, but fabulous!
- Specific Event Doubled Down: Finding a tiny, hole-in-the-wall restaurant and inhaling a plate of something I couldn’t name. Best. Meal. Ever. The memory is now vivid. Even better than Netflix, maybe?
Time: 6 PM - The Netflix Aftermath (or, if I have any energy left, a sunset view)
- Event: Return to the Selena Suite. Collapse onto the bed.
- Emotional State: Exhausted but… content? Or just wired from the day.
- Specific Event: Watching the sunset from my window, remembering the earlier trip, and relishing the moment.
- Observation: The city lights are twinkling. This is surprisingly beautiful.
- Imperfections: Realized I forgot to buy water. Oops.
Day 3: My Way
- Time: Every moment of my day.
- Event: Exploring the city. Making new friends (if I'm lucky). Exploring the city and taking it one step at a time.
- Specific Event: Explore Binondo Chinatown.
- Emotional State: Full of hope.
- Observation: Everything.
- Imperfections/Quirkiness: Going where the wind takes me. Remembering (or not) the rules.
Day 4 & Onward: The Rest of my Manila Adventure (Possibly)
- Time: Fluid, Subject to Whim.
- Event: Who knows? I really don't. More exploring, more eating, more Netflix, more questionable decisions. Possibly some shopping. Probably more traffic. Maybe I'll make friends (again, if I'm lucky).
- Mode of Transport: Whatever gets me there. Or not.
- Emotional State: Embracing the uncertainty. Manila, bring it on!
- Rambles: I might even learn some Tagalog. Or maybe I'll just stick to pointing and hoping for the best. The important thing is, it's going to be all right! (I hope.)
- Final thought for the adventure: I hope I'm doing fine.
Important Notes:
- This "itinerary" is subject to extreme change.
- Food recommendations are welcome (but please, no food that will make me sick).
- Wifi and Netflix are non-negotiable.
- I will probably need a nap. Or several.
- Be kind to the travel-weary soul.
- Manila, I am ready to conquer you. Or at least survive you. Wish me luck.
Okay, spill: Is "Manila's Hottest Selena Suite" *actually* hot? Like, am I gonna melt?
Look, "hot" depends on your definition, right? I went in expecting, you know, maybe a *little* more air conditioning. The "Selena Suite" name immediately conjures images of *fierce* aircon blasts, right? Like, you could hang meat in there. But let me tell you, it was… comfortable. Pleasant, even. Not scorching by any means. My first thought? "Hmm, could be a little chillier." My second? "Okay, but the Netflix and WiFi better be killer, because I'm settling in." So, "hot" in a metaphorical way? Absolutely. "Hot" in the literal sense? Debatable. Pack a light sweater, just in case, but I promise you won't be reaching for the sauna.
What's the WiFi situation *really* like? Because, you know, streaming is life.
Okay, WiFi. The make-or-break deal for me. I planned a full weekend of binge-watching... you know, serious commitment here... and the *idea* of buffering? Pure horror. I'd heard whispers... *rumors*... of unreliable WiFi at some places. So, I braced myself. And… drumroll… it was GOOD. Not flawless, mind you. There were a few… *moments*… where the little buffering wheel spun its evil little cycle. But honestly? For the price, and for Manila standards? It was ROCK SOLID. I streamed *several* movies, binged an entire season of something I won't name (don't judge!), and even managed a video call with my mom. Her reaction to the room? "Oh, that looks lovely, dear!" (Translation: "Is that your Netflix? Because I'm coming over.") So, yeah. WiFi: thumbs up. I'd call it a solid 8.5 out of 10. Minus a half point for a couple of tiny hiccups. And you know, the inherent anxiety of any WiFi connection, ever.
Netflix! Give me the lowdown. Is it just some basic package, or do they have the good stuff?
Netflix. Ah, the *reason* we're here. And the good news? It's legit. They claim to have a Netflix subscription, and they *do*. Now, the log-in situation? That *might* vary. Sometimes they'll have a default account set up. Sometimes you get to use your own. I, being a prepared person, brought my own account details. Prepared for anything, that's me! (Except, you know, remembering to pack more socks.) The selection? Standard Netflix fare. Nothing mind-blowing, but enough to get you through a serious binge. I could have sworn I saw some new content though. They're likely keeping it up to date. Basically, you're good! I mean, what else do you need beyond a comfortable bed and a good catalog?
Okay, but what about the *Selena* part? Is it just the name, or like, a full-blown Selena shrine?
This is where it gets… interesting. See, I went in *expecting* a Selena explosion. A whole *Vogue* cover shoot, maybe. Pictures of Selena on every wall. The *sound* of "Como La Flor" playing on repeat, and maybe I should be forgiven for having that expectation. And you know what? There was… a picture. I’m not gonna lie, it was *one* picture. No shrine. No full-blown Selena experience. It was more of a… *nod* to Selena. Like, "Yeah, we like Selena. But, you know… space constraints." I went prepared to scream "Bidi Bidi Bom Bom" the whole time. I left slightly disappointed, but the rest of the room worked out well and more than made up for it.
So, logistics. Parking? Location? Anything I need to know *before* I go?
Okay, logistics. Deep breaths. First, parking. This is Manila, remember? Parking is a gamble anywhere. Check with the hotel *beforehand*. Seriously. Don't assume. I learned that lesson the hard way... once. Very hard. Location: I'm not giving an exact location here because I'm a bit paranoid, but it was easily accessible. Taxis were plentiful. Grab car? No problem. A bit far from the most happening neighborhoods, but worth it, if you're really there for the chill. The biggest thing? Manage your expectations for the *entire* Manila experience. Traffic will be a bear. Things might not run on time. Embrace the chaos. Bring snacks. Bring a good book (in case the WiFi gods fail you). And, most importantly, relax and try to enjoy the experience!
Was it *clean*? Because that's a deal-breaker for me.
Cleanliness. A vital question! And… yes. It was clean. Actually, really clean. I’m not the kind of person who goes around sniffing sheets (usually), but everything *looked* and *smelled* fresh. The bathroom was spotless. No mystery stains on the furniture. No lurking dust bunnies plotting world domination. I didn't see a single cockroach. That's a win, people, a huge win. So yeah, the cleaning crew did a fantastic job. Trust me, I'm a fairly discerning customer!
Anything I *didn't* like? Be honest!
Okay, the negatives. Let me be honest. The Selena *theme*… could use a bit more oomph, especially given the name. I mean Selena deserves respect! Secondly, I'm not gonna lie, the lighting could've been a bit better. A tad dim in some areas. Made it hard to read (which, you know, with all my reading, was a slight problem!) Also, the walls were a little thin. I heard some… *interesting*… noises from the neighboring room. But hey, that's Manila, right? You get used to it. And finally (and this is nitpicky, I know!), the lack of a mini-fridge was a bummer. I would've *loved* a cold beer while watching a movie. Minor inconveniences, ultimately.
Would you go back?
Yeah. Absolutely. Despite the minor quibbles, I would. For the price, the location, the reliable WiFi, and the general vibe, it's a solidStarlight Inns
