Crete's Hidden Gem: Vamos Palace Apartments - Your Dream Vacation Awaits!
Vamos Palace Apartments: Crete's Hidden Gem? Let's Dive In (And Maybe Sweat a Little)
Alright, buckle up, because I'm about to spill the Cretan beans (and hopefully not the coffee, which, confession, I spilled all over their pristine white towels – sorry, Vamos staff!). I'm talking about Vamos Palace Apartments, that place that whispers promises of sunshine, relaxation, and maybe a little bit of tsipouro induced fun. Is it really a "Dream Vacation Awaits!" as they claim? Well, let's break it down, warts and all, shall we?
First, the accessibility - because let's be honest, we all need a bit of ease in our lives (and sometimes, a slightly easier getting around option). Vamos does boast "Facilities for disabled guests" and an elevator, which, blessedly, means you don't have to lug your suitcase up a mountain of stairs (a serious win in my book). They haven't listed specific accessible room details, so I’d recommend contacting them directly to be absolutely sure it suits your needs. But the presence of these facilities is a good start. The exterior corridor style is also a plus for those needing to minimize walking.
Accessibility Rating: Tentative, but promising. Definitely inquire directly about your specific needs.
The Cleanliness and Safety Blitzkrieg (Because 2024, Folks!)
Okay, let’s be real. Traveling in the post-pandemic world? We're all looking for a clean and safe place, right? And Vamos delivers… in spades. They're absolutely killing it with their safety protocol. I’m talking Anti-viral cleaning products, Daily disinfection in common areas, and Rooms sanitized between stays. They even have Hand sanitizer strategically placed everywhere. They're even offering Room sanitization opt-out available. It's like they’re fighting a personal war against… well, you know. I felt confident, and that's a huge weight off your shoulders while you’re trying to relax.
Side note: I may or may not have accidentally knocked over a bottle of the professional-grade sanitizing product upon entering my room. Embarrassing. But hey, it proves they're REALLY using it!
Safety Rating: A+. They're practically bathing in Purell.
Food, Glorious Food (and the Occasional Spilled Coffee – Oops!)
Okay, let's talk about the fuel for your island adventure, the dining, drinking, and snacking situation. Vamos offers options galore. There’s an A la carte in restaurant, a Breakfast [buffet], and Coffee/tea in restaurant. Okay, that buffet? Absolute heaven. The Western breakfast was exactly what I needed to kick-start my day, and the Coffee shop was perfect for a pre-beach caffeine fix (see earlier spill incident - seriously, I will forever owe them). They also have a Poolside bar.
I actually dined at the restaurant the first night. The International cuisine was excellent and the desserts were to die for. I mean, honestly, I think I went back for seconds. The desserts in restaurant were so good I was tempted to skip the main course and just order a bunch! The bottle of water in the room was a lifesaver.
And Room service [24-hour]? Yes, please! That saved me during some late-night snacks. They actually had an Asian cuisine in restaurant that I want to go back and explore with greater intensity.
Dining Rating: Delicious. And you'll find something you love, even if you're as accident-prone with coffee as I am.
Ways to Relax (and Maybe Exert Yourself Slightly)
Ah, the heart of a vacation: ways to relax. Vamos actually takes this seriously. There's a Swimming pool (and it has a view! Pool with view - a definite plus!), a Spa, and even a Gym/fitness center for those who feel guilty about all the delicious food. I tried the Sauna and Steamroom - they were both pure bliss after a long day exploring the Cretan coast. I also got a Body scrub and Body wrap at spa and OMG. I practically floated out of there.
Anecdote Time: I, a self-confessed gym-avoider, actually went to the fitness center. And you know what? It wasn't half bad! Okay, it wasn't great, but the fact that I actually went and used the treadmill for a whole ten minutes is a testament to the overall vibe of relaxation they've crafted.
Relaxation Rating: Top marks. They've got you covered, whether you want to sweat, spa, or simply stare at the pool.
The Nitty Gritty: Internet, Rooms, and Getting Around
Let's get practical. Internet access is readily available, with Free Wi-Fi in all rooms! (Hallelujah!). And they even have Internet [LAN] if you're old school (like me). The Rooms themselves? Spacious, comfortable, and equipped with all the basics: Air conditioning, Coffee/tea maker, Refrigerator, In-room safe box… the works. They even have Extra long bed, perfect for those who are 6'7" like my brother. I particularly loved the Balcony, perfect for sipping coffee (carefully now!) and soaking in the views. And I can't forget Air conditioning in public area which can very significant especially during the heated summer days.
Room Tip: Request a room with a view. Trust me.
Getting around is fairly convenient. They offer Airport transfer and Car park [free of charge]. I didn't use the Taxi service, but it's there if you need it.
Everything Else (The Sprinkle of Extras)
Okay, let's talk extras. Cashless payment service? Tick. Concierge? Tick. Daily housekeeping? Definitely tick. The Staff trained in safety protocol were friendly and helpful. They clearly care and are knowledgeable on helping you with anything. Laundry service and Dry cleaning? Yep. They even have a Gift/souvenir shop, which is dangerous for my wallet.
The Things That Didn't Quite Make the Grade (or Where They Could Improve)
While Vamos Palace Apartments is excellent, no place is perfect. I did notice they don't have any Pets allowed. Also, I was looking for the Kids meal and Babysitting service from earlier category, but I didn't see these on my visit, so I'd definitely check with the hotel directly about these for sure if you need these offerings.
The Verdict: Is Vamos Palace Apartments a Hidden Gem? YES, with a few caveats.
Vamos Palace Apartments is a Dream vacation awaits! for sure. If you are looking for a relaxing and stress-free vacation, then you should book your stay immediately. I'd give it a solid 4.5 out of 5 stars. It offers a great mix of comfort, convenience, and relaxation.
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Vamos Palace Apartments: Your Dream Vacation Awaits!
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Alright, buckle up buttercups, because we're about to dive headfirst into my chaotic Cretan adventure at Vamos Palace Apartments. Be warned, it's not going to be all perfectly curated Instagram shots and glowing travel testimonials. This is real. This is me.
The Vamos Palace Pandemonium: A Cretan Catastrophe (and, hopefully, a few moments of sheer bliss)
Day 1: Arrival, Orientation, and the Hunt for Decent Coffee (Oh, the Things I've Learned)
- 09:00 AM: Arrive at Chania Airport (CHQ). Jetlag already hitting HARD. I swear, the air feels different here. More… humid? More… full of possibility? Mostly, it feels like I haven’t slept in a week. Immediately regret not getting a window seat. The view of the clouds was, well, clouds.
- 09:30 AM: Taxi to Vamos. The driver looked like he hadn't slept either. We communicated mostly through frantic hand gestures and the universal language of “where the hell is my baggage?”
- 10:30 AM: Check in at Vamos Palace. First impressions? Charming. Seriously charming. Stone walls, bougainvillea everywhere, a little courtyard that screams "lazy afternoon nap." Except I AM the lazy afternoon nap.
- 11:00 AM: Attempt to find decent coffee. This is a crisis. Greek coffee is… well, let's just say it requires a certain… acquired taste. Wander around the village, feeling slightly lost and utterly caffeine-deprived.
- 12:00 AM: Success! Found a tiny hole-in-the-wall cafe. Actually good coffee! Praise Poseidon! Ordered a (huge) Greek salad… which may or may not have been devoured in approximately 3.5 minutes. I blame the travel exhaustion.
- 01:00 PM: Unpacked and generally made myself comfortable. My apartment has the "rustic charm" of a slightly elderly aunt's summer home. Which, honestly, I'm here for. The AC is thankfully blasting.
- 03:00 PM: Explore Vamos. Beautiful! Like, legit, movie-set beautiful. But also… quiet. I’m used to the clamor of city life. It's a little… unnerving. Spent a ridiculous amount of time watching a goat (yes, a goat) eat a pair of discarded flip-flops. Don't ask.
- 06:00 PM: Dinner at a taverna in the village square. Ordered the lamb. It was… divine. Absolutely, unashamedly, fall-off-the-bone divine. Seriously, I could weep with joy. Accompanied by local wine which may or may not have contributed heavily to my overall happiness.
- 08:00 PM: Attempt to journal. Fail miserably. My writing devolves into a series of food emojis and exclamation points. This is going to be a long trip.
Day 2: Samaria Gorge (or, How I Nearly Died and Learned to Love Thistles)
- 06:00 AM: Wake up with the sun. Or, more accurately, get violently woken up by the sun. And also by the memory of my food coma from last night.
- 07:00 AM: Breakfast at a bakery - which turned into 3 pastries, and more coffee. Carb-loading for the Samaria Gorge hike, baby!
- 08:00 AM: Bus to the Samaria Gorge. Already regretting the decision. My legs feel heavy, my water bottle feels inadequate, and the bus smells suspiciously of wet socks and stale ouzo.
- 09:00 AM: Start the hike. HOLY. MOLY. This is stunning. Seriously, breathtaking. The sheer cliffs, the cool air, the rushing water… oh, wait. My feet hurt already.
- 10:00 AM: Slipping and sliding my way down the trail. My hiking boots, which I thought were "broken in," are apparently just "broken." I’m pretty sure I'm going to end up as a crumpled heap at the bottom. Thought: maybe I did not pace myself well.
- 11:00 AM: The trail gets tougher! Rocky terrain, treacherous drop-offs. My fear of heights decides to become a main character today. Seriously, my hands are sweating.
- 12:00 PM: Almost fall over three times. The scenery is still incredible (or at least, what I can see through my terrified eyes). Managed to spot a wild goat, then nearly tripped over it. So graceful, I am.
- 01:00 PM: Lunch. Realized I forgot my sandwich. So I ate a bag of nuts and a few handfuls of trail mix.
- 02:00 PM: The hardest part. My ankles are screaming, my quads are questioning all my life choices. Found a tiny, prickly thistle. So… that's the meaning of life.
- 03:00 PM: FINALLY! The end is in sight. The last few miles are pure bliss! I'm walking sideways from all the fatigue.
- 04:00 PM: Down to the sea! Swim in the warm water. This is the best feeling of my life!
- 05:00 PM: Back to Vamos. Shower. Eat. Sleep.
- 06:00 PM: Seriously, my body is yelling. Must. Rest.
Day 3-10: A Random Rambling of Moments
- I will spare you the specifics, but some highlights include:
- A near-disaster with a rental car (thankfully, I survived).
- Countless hours spent lounging by the pool reading.
- Discovering the best stuffed peppers I've ever tasted in a tiny taverna.
- Getting hopelessly lost in Chania's Old Town and loving every second of it.
- Sunburn. Lots and lots of sunburn. (ALWAYS wear sunscreen, people!)
- Learning more about the world by talking with locals, even if the language barrier was a big deal.
- And many more moments of complete and utter absurdity that I will slowly write about.
The Food, The Food, The Food!
Okay, let's talk about the food. Because seriously, this trip has been a love letter to my stomach. Fresh seafood, the most tender lamb, the tomatoes, the local wine. I mean, I'm practically swimming in olive oil. And I wouldn't have it any other way. From the bustling tavernas of Chania to the hidden gems of mountain villages. There's always something new, something bursting with flavor. Also, I'm pretty sure I've gained five pounds, but who's counting? Not me. I'm too busy savoring every bite.
The Verdict?
Vamos Palace Apartments? Pretty darn amazing. Crete? Prepare to be seduced. There will be moments of sheer beauty that will sweep you away, and moments of pure frustration that will make you want to pull your hair out. Embrace it all. Because that’s what travel is, isn’t it? A chaotic dance of highs and lows, of unexpected delights and hilarious screw-ups. And hey, maybe I’ll actually finish that journal before I leave. Maybe. Probably not. But whatever. I'm here, I'm alive, and I'm eating delicious food. That's all that matters.
Now, if you'll excuse me, I think I'll go find some more of that lamb…
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Vamos Palace Apartments: The Real Scoop (and the occasional spilled Raki) - Your REALLY Honest FAQs!
Okay, so, are these Vamos Palace Apartments ACTUALLY as amazing as they say? I've seen the photos...
Alright, honesty time. The pictures? They lie. (Just kidding… mostly.) They're *good*, yeah, beautiful even. But they don't capture the *feeling*, you know? The sun on your face while you're stuffing your face with feta. The way the bougainvillea practically *leaps* off the walls. The sound of the church bells mixing with the chatter from the taverna below. Look, it IS amazing. But it’s amazing in a way that's real. You're not just a tourist, you're *in* it. I swear, the first time I walked out onto the balcony, I almost started bawling. (Okay, I *did* start bawling a little. Judge me.) It's that kind of place. Expect slightly wonky Wi-Fi (hey, you’re in the mountains, what do you expect?!), and maybe a rogue cat looking for a snack. But amazing? Absolutely. Just, be prepared to fall in love with slightly imperfect perfection.
What's the vibe in Vamos itself? Is it just a tourist trap?
Tourist trap? HAH! No. Thank. Goodness. Vamos is the ANTI-tourist trap. It's proper Crete. It's all winding streets, elderly ladies gossiping on their front steps, and the smell of freshly baked bread that’ll make you weep with joy. (Seriously, that bread. I'm still dreaming about it.) The pace is slow, which is a welcome change for someone like me who usually feels like they are behind. The locals are incredibly welcoming. Don’t be surprised if you get invited for a spontaneous coffee (or, you know, *raki*… more on that later). You still get a few tourists, of course, but they're usually the smart ones like you, the ones who actually want to experience Crete. It's ideal for a relaxing holiday.
The apartments – what are they *really* like inside?
Okay, the apartments. They're not some sterile hotel rooms, that's for sure. Think more… charmingly rustic. We’re talking stone walls, exposed beams, that kind of thing. They're clean, spacious, and definitely have character. The kitchens have everything you need – though, let's be honest, you'll probably eat out most of the time. Why cook when you're surrounded by tavernas serving the most amazing food you've ever tasted? One thing though (and this is important!)... the beds. Oh, the beds! They're comfy. Honestly. I slept like a log every single night. Okay, every night, except *that one night*... (more on that shortly). The showers are decent, the balconies offer killer views (I spent a LOT of time out there), and you feel like you're staying in a proper Cretan home, not just a generic hotel room.
Seriously, the raki… what's the deal?
Ah, *raki*. The nectar of the gods (or maybe just a very potent Cretan spirit). It's offered everywhere, all the time. After meals, after chats… even just because it's, well, *raki-o'clock*. Don't be a hero. Sip it. Savor it. And maybe, just maybe, pace yourself. I learned that the hard way. My first night, I figured, "Hey, free drinks! Why not?" BIG MISTAKE. We were at a taverna, laughing, chatting, and then *bam*… I was suddenly speaking fluent Greek (… ish). The world was spinning. The church bells *seemed* to be ringing directly in my brain. I *think* I tried to learn how to dance. The next morning was… rough. Very, very rough. Learn from my mistake. Respect the raki. It's a beautiful thing, but it bites.
Is there anything to do besides eat and drink (which, let's be honest, sounds pretty good)?
Oh, absolutely! (Although, yes, eating and drinking are definitely a major part of the appeal.) Vamos is the perfect base for exploring. You can hike in the White Mountains, visit beautiful beaches (like Elafonisi – just go early to beat the crowds!), explore the Samaria Gorge (if you're feeling adventurous… I'm not), or visit the nearby towns of Chania and Rethymno. There are cooking classes, olive oil farms (which, by the way, offer some of the best olive oil I've *ever* had), and historical sites galore. You can even rent a car and explore the island at your own pace. It's a veritable playground for adventurers and chillaxers alike. Just remember to factor in plenty of time for siestas. Seriously. Essential.
Any downsides? What’s the REAL dirt?
Okay, the *real* dirt? Here we go: * **Wi-Fi:** It's... spotty. Embrace the digital detox. You'll thank me later. * **Mosquitoes:** They're there. Bring bug spray. Seriously. I'm still itching. * **That One Night:** (Yes, I'm still haunted by it. The raki giveth, and the raki taketh away.) Let's just say I misplaced my keys. And my dignity. And possibly a shoe. * **Packing:** You won't want to leave. You'll probably cry when you have to pack your bags.
Are there any hidden gems nearby Vamos Palace Apartments? (Besides the raki, obviously.)
Oh, absolutely! The taverna down the street, "The House of Maria," is a must-visit. The food is *divine*, and Maria herself is an absolute sweetheart. The local bakery that sells the "Cretan Delight" (a type of cheese pie) is heavenly. Get there early, because they sell out FAST. I'd strongly recommend exploring the nearby gorge. You can find a little hidden waterfall. It's perfect for cooling down, especially after a morning of hiking. You could also try the local olive oil tasting tour. It turns out that there are many different types of olive oil and the variety is mind-blowing! But, shhh… don't tell *everyone*. We want to keep some secrets, right?
How can I book a stay? And is it easy to get there?
Booking's easy! Go to whatever booking site, or the place's website directly. It’s pretty straightforward. And getting there is relatively easy, too. You can fly into Chania Airport (CHOcean By H10 Hotels
